It’s been one week since we broke down
And bought you that cell phone
You’ve been mooning over

A decision I regretted
Two months before we even made it
Knowing the repercussions of such a choice

Now I find myself scrambling
To teach you all you need to know
Before you figure out how to shut me out

I hope you’ll listen
To what your nosy old mom
Has to say about girls
After all
I am one or was