The kids and I had a good chuckle
At my in-law’s expense today
For they have a refrigerator drawer
Chuck full of cheese

It is overflowing with

Sliced cheese
Block cheese
Soft cheese
Hard cheese

White cheese
Yellow cheese
Orange cheese
Speckled cheese

American cheese
Provolone cheese
Cheddar cheese
Swiss cheese

Slice up the Muenster cheese
My mother-in-law says
The kids will love it

While I fear repercussions
From this cheesy account
Mirth prods me onward

Shall I share
Their fine selection of
Deli meats next?

©2014 Jill Baker